On his first day of school, this primary one boy was asked by his teacher to
find out what is ABC from his parents. So he went back home and asked his
mother first.

    His mother was cooking in the kitchen. "Salty vegetable with bread"replyed
his mother.

    Next, he went to ask his second brother. He is watching the national parade
on television. "The president" he replyed.

    Third, he went to ask his eldest brother. He was listening to music. "o-leh
o-leh o-leh o-leh" he sang.

    Next, he went to ask his grandma. His grandma was cutting some pork. "Big
fat pig"she replyed.

    Next, he went to ask his grandpa. His grandpa was praying before an alter.
"Jesus" he replyed.

    Lastly, he went to ask his father. His father was looking at the calender.
"Yes, the holidays were finally here!" he replyed.
 

    Second day of school:

    The boy's teacher asked him what was ABC.

    "Salty vegetable with bread"

    "Who taught you this?"

    "The president"

    "I'm bring you to the principle!"

    "o-leh o-leh o-leh o-leh"

    At the principle's office, the principle asked:

    "What is your name?"

    "Big fat pig"

    "Who created this name for you?"

    "Jesus"

    "I'm expelling you from this school."

    "Yes, the holidays were finally here!"

    And so the boy was expelled on the second day of school.